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==With Cranky villager==
===In {{NL|short|nolink}}===
<ul>
<li>Jock Villager: Oh, ''<player>''! Random question: What were you like as a baby?
<li>(Player chooses Ate a Lot!)
<li>Jock Villager: Really? You ate a lot, huh? You were a hungry kid, I guess. ''<Catchphrase>''.
<li>Jock Villager: Well then, do you remember the first word you ever said?
<li>Cranky Villager: <big>Hey!</big> Why aren't you letting me into this conversation, ''<Jock Villager>''?
<li>Jock Villager: Oh... Uh...I guess I just never thought of you as a baby.
<li>Cranky Villager: What are you talking about? I was a baby! I was a great baby! I was the coolest baby ever!
<li>Jock Villager: Yeah... I just don't see it! But here's an idea! If you want to prove that you were a baby, try reenacting it for us! Show us what you were like!
<li>Cranky Villager: Ohhhhh. OK, but...keep what you're about to see to yourself, OK?
<li>Jock Villager: <small>''...Gulp!''</small>
<li>Cranky Villager: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Baby hungwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
<li>Jock Villager: Oh man, ''<player>''... This may have been a bad idea...
<li>Cranky Villager: <big>Give me my teddy!</big>
</ul>
Jock Villager will walk off sad. Cranky Villager will walk off angry.

==With Smug villager==
===In {{NH|short|nolink}}===
<li>Jock Villager: <player>! Did you know <Smug Villager> is a former tap dancing star?!
<li>Smug Villager: No, it's for a MOVIE!
<li>Smug Villager: I play a grumpy, endearing, down-and-out former tap dancing pro, aching for one last shot at glory!
<li>Smug Villager: And I want you, <Jock Villager>, to be the rugged, harsh-but-fair tap dancing coach!
<li>Smug Villager: One phone call, and the role's yours. Whaddaya say?
<li>Jock Villager: Me? In a movie? Wait... If anyone's going to be a tap dancing star, it should be me.
<li>Jock Villager: <player>, what do you think, <catchphrase>?
<li>Jock Villager: Do I play the tap dancing coach or the former tap dancing star?
<li>(Player chooses Tap dancing coach!)
<li>Smug Villager: Good eye! <Jock Villager> is perfect for the coach.
<li>Smug Villager: Plus, tap dancing star is the role I would have been born to play if I'd been born doing tap dancing.
<li>Smug Villager: OK! With that settled, I'm going to slip out real quick and read up on what tap dancing actually, uh...is.
<li>Jock Villager: So... I'm going to have to teach you what tap dancing is too? How long IS this movie, <catchphrase>?
</ul>
Both villagers will walk off unaffected.
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